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Post by Derricka on Sept 25, 2005 22:07:32 GMT -5
[Catchy Title][Excessive Punctuation]
I wanted to go ahead and establish this template for all future patch dates so we can just plug in the variables.
[Noun Q] needs a nerf.
It¡¯s ridiculous that I spent [Exaggerated Timeframe] farming [Superior Zone] and now all of my efforts are wasted. Blizzard has really made a huge mistake with the itemization of [Zone X]. I am so mad about this. [Item A] is just insane compared to [Item B] and just anyone can practically go in there by their self and have the best [Equipment Slot A] item in this game! It¡¯s absurd. I mean, under [Condition A] this [Item A] is so much better than [Item B] and it took me [Exaggerated Timeframe] just to get this! I can¡¯t believe how stupid Blizzard¡¯s [Division] is. They must hire their programmers from a back alley! Just the existence of [Item A] infuriates me, and I¡¯ll bet the drop rate is like [Some Preposterous]%. I mean, [Hardcore Raid Guild] cleared this zone in the first night so obviously [Item A] is going to be in the hands of every single [Class Z] loser in a week. I have had enough of this [Feces] so you can rest assured I am going to [Empty Promise], and if that doesn¡¯t work I will [Childish Threat]. It¡¯s not that I care because I will still [Newest Iteration of ¡°Own¡±] all you [Newest Iteration of ¡°Newbies¡±] no matter what, you [Newest Trendy Insult].
[Trendy Salutation] [Person R]
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Post by Svendsgard on Sept 25, 2005 23:23:22 GMT -5
haha derricka, so whos saying that this patch? not the druids....
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Post by Jeskah on Sept 25, 2005 23:31:36 GMT -5
the first line sounds like something a rogue would say about the new instance...
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